How to be a slayer in a nordic country?

[WillowFromBuffy]

@ChaseRules Yes, it is a real movie and it is glorious.

 

[ChaseRules]

My ex and I once went to Yellowknife in February to visit his brother and sister in law who had just had a child. At the time he had a moustache. We walked outside for a few minutes without those face mask touques and his moustache literally froze off. It was so cold that when it froze and he touched it with his hand it just snapped. Being from the south coast it was hysterically funny to us since we'd never been in the north before and had never experienced those temperatures

I never heard that before . Guess that a another reason you cover your face 😀

 

[Taake]

I'd rather be cold than wear that. I can't believe people cover their mouths with scarves. I'd rather freeze than suffocate on my own wet breath. Hoods are also horrible, because you have to turn your entire body before crossing the road.

Haha, I can't survive without either a scarf that covers my mouth or a hood, I've never really had the wet breath problem though. But I also hike with my dog every day, even when it's -15-25 degrees so protective winter gear is essential for me. And I always make sure to tuck my hair away, because yeah... freezes.

Also here's a pro tip if anyone is new to wearing hoods, instead of turning your entire body before crossing the road, raise one of your hands and shift the hood slightly so you can peer out in either direction. Works like a charm. 😀 Probably won't save you from a vamp attack though, those bastards are pretty sneaky.

 

[ChaseRules]

Since I live in CA I don't have to worry about that . All I have to worry about it the strangers that might come to my door late at night then 😱

 

[MarieVampSlayer]

Here's the thing... no one talks about it, but we all know it, teenagers are really soulless demons without a sense of cold. So while I, a sensible adult, may don this comforting outfit - a teenage girl will still be in a mini-skirt and a pleather jacket because she wants the hot guy to notice her. 😛

Haha that is so true. The vamps could just hang outside Montreal's bar and pick up drunk people in t-shirt and little dresses. You just don't feel the cold as much when you are drunk!

Also, They could just enter any mall and pretty much live there. Lots of people to eat, cosy beds and fancy clothes!

 

[ChaseRules]

Haha that is so true. The vamps could just hang outside Montreal's bar and pick up drunk people in t-shirt and little dresses. You just don't feel the cold as much when you are drunk!

Also, They could just enter any mall and pretty much live there. Lots of people to eat, cozy beds and fancy clothes!

I like the way you think . And they could live in there all safe & cozy as long as they get rid of the bodies 😀

 

[MarieVampSlayer]

I like the way you think . And they could live in there all safe & cozy as long as they get rid of the bodies 😀

I actually want to be a vampire living in a big mall! You could just hide the bodies in one of the food freezer!

 

[CharlieGunn1]

I actually want to be a vampire living in a big mall! You could just hide the bodies in one of the food freezer!

And now I have to write a fanfic based on this premise.
Title: Teenage Wasteland or Mall Vamps: Fashion and Fangs!

 

[ChaseRules]

I actually want to be a vampire living in a big mall! You could just hide the bodies in one of the food freezer!

And where would you stay in there when it closed 🙄

 

[AlphaFoxtrot]

Given the social stability of the Nordic Countries, I don’t think demons would have much of chance to take root.

 

[ChaseRules]

Really 😕 How so.

 

[MarieVampSlayer]

And where would you stay in there when it closed 🙄

You just have to hide until everyone is gone and then stay there. There's still lights and all even when it's closed. Like Dawn of the dead but I'm the dead!

 

[ChaseRules]

😀OR if you like Dru you trick them into not seeing you . And you not dead you undead right 😕

 

[CharlieGunn1]

OK, here its... you dream it up... I write it.

Vampire stalking victims in a suburban mall in a Nordic country during the winter. I'm a sucker for a great writing prompt.

https://buffy-boards.com/threads/teen-fanged-wasteland.71653/

Need a name for the vampire though.
 
Sigrid Dodsdotter.

 

[Professor Walsh]

Waiting to board my flight today, I realised that I won't see the sun again until Tuesday. Better watch out for vampires.