Movie/TV Quotes Applied to Buffy

[AlphaFoxtrot]

Spike: "See, I was taught as a child that a naked man has few secrets..."
Drusilla: "...and a flayed man has none!
Angelus: "Did you think this story was going to have a happy ending?"
Xander: "Holdor?"

All from Game of Thrones, mostly from Ramsey, Lord Bolton, a loving son, brother and husband if there ever were one. Citation Needed.

 

[twoslayers]

Wilkins: Faith, please consider filling a post I'm creating. It may mean long hours and dangerous nights, surrounded by some of the scummiest elements in our society.
Faith: You want me to be in your cabinet?

Naked Gun

 

[AlphaFoxtrot]

"There's only been one Buffy. There's only ever going to be one Buffy.". From Deadpool 3.

 

[wolfheart]

life is like box of stakes or run buffy run

forrest gump

 

[NotASlayer]

"I love the smell of burning vampires in the morning."

Apocalypse Now

 

[twoslayers]

Mayor Wikins is looking for a replacement for Alan Finch
Wikins: The only question is who to choose. What we need is an utter unknown yet someone over whom we have complete power. Someone with no mind, none of their own ideas. We might almost say someone with no brain. Any thoughts?
Mr. Trick: I did have one idea.
*Opens the door and ushers in Harmony who smiles and waves*
Mr. Trick: Meet the new deputy mayor.

Blackadder

 

[garfan]

If things had turned ugly, I always had my mace

The Simpsons

Imagine Cordelia saying that to Angel

 

[twoslayers]

Willow to Glory: Its clobberin' time!

Fantastic Four

 

[wolfheart]

"thats not a stake..this is a stake!"

crocodile dundee

 

[twoslayers]

Kennedy is putting the potentials through their paces.

Kennedy: Now, today, we're going to do marching up and down Buffy's back yard. That is, unless any of you got anything better to do. Well?! Anyone got anything they'd rather be doing than marching up and down Buffy's back yard?! Yes?! Potential what would you rather be doing,
Amanda: I'd rather be doing my homework.
Kennedy: Doing your homework? Alright maggot, you go do your homework. Now, everybody else happy with my little plan... of marching up and down Buffy's back yard a bit?
Vi: Well I'd rather go to the Bronze.
Kennedy: Right, off you go to the Bronze. Now! Everybody else... quite content to join in... with my little scheme of marching up and down Buffy's back yard?!
Colleen: I'd rather be auditioning for a new teen drama that will only last four years but will nonetheless launch my fledging acting career.*
Kennedy: Right...you do that. Some army we are. Right, just me, marching up and down Buffy's back yard, left, right, left right.

Monty Python and the Meaning of Life
*Colleen was played by Rachel Bilson who just after Buffy played Summer on The OC.