Movie/TV Quotes Applied to Buffy

[NotASlayer]

Glory to Buffy

"I want to play a game."

Saw

 

[wolfheart]

Buffy to Drusilla

"Stay away from her you...bitch"

Aliens

 

[NotASlayer]

Adam "What are you doing?"

Buffy: "Dance off, bro. Me and you."

Guardians of the Galaxy

 

[twoslayers]

Buffy to Kennedy: There are fifteen potentials in this house, and your the only one who has to make trouble.

Home Alone

 

[twoslayers]

Willow: Well, There's the wacky notion of spells.
Wicca Girl: There's no such thing as magic!

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Buffy: "Happy ever after doesn't mean forever. It just means time. A little time."

Oz: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff."

Doctor Who

 

[twoslayers]

A possible opening for the Faith show that never was.

In the year 2000, a slayer was sent to prison for a crime she did commit. This slayer eventually escaped from a maximum security penitentiary to the Los Angeles underground. Now she survives as a solider of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help and if you can find her, maybe you can hire the Slay Team.

The A-Team, of course.

 

[SavvyScoobie]

Buffy saving the world for the 500th time:

"What? Like it's hard?"

Legally Blonde

 

[twoslayers]

A cameo causes a commotion at Anya and Xander's wedding as Spike decides to play bouncer.

- Invitation sir?
- I should be on that list!
- Name?
- Joss Whedon
- Yeah, nice try, buddy.
- No really, I'm Joss Whedon.
- Nice try.

Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer

 

[wolfheart]

Giles: Spike!
Spike: Yes, Satan? [He turns around to face Giles.] Oh, I'm sorry sir, you sounded like someone else.
Giles: Never mind the wisecracks, Spike. [Coughs loudly] You owe me, rent!
Spike: Giles, I told you. You're my first priority. I'm on a very big case right now. [Shows Giles, a $25,000 reward poster] Look at that. That's a true albino demon. Some rich guy lost it and is offering a huge reward. As soon as I find this demon, you're paid.
Giles: I heard vampires in there, Ventura. I heard them again this morning, scratching around
Spike: I never bring my work home with me, sir
Giles: Oh yeah! What's all this blood for?
Spike: ...Fiber?

ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE

 

[twoslayers]

Willow: Giles, I was in the library the other day, in the restricted section, and I read something odd, and I thought perhaps you could illuminate me. It's called, as I understand it, Darkest Magick.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

 

[wolfheart]

• Buffy: "Well, you slime-eating dogs! You scum-sucking pigs! You sons of a motherless goat!"

• The master: "In a way, all of us has an master to face."

THREE AMIGOS

 

[twoslayers]

Graduation Day Part 1, Buffy walks into Faith's apartment.

Buffy: Is this the right room for an argument?
Faith: Told ya once B.
Buffy: No you didn't.
Faith: Pretty sure I did. Wait this isn't an argument. Oh screw it, let's fight.

Monty Python, The Argument Clinic

 

[twoslayers]

Vampire levels in Sunnydale are starting to become out of control.

Willow: One million, seven hundred and seventy one thousand, five hundred and sixty one. That's starting with one vampire biting an average of ten people every twelve hours, after three days.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Trials and Tribble-ations